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Apr 04, 2020 · Crossing a cement mixer and a chicken will result in you getting a brick layer. 50. At the little school dance party, the baby chicks will only dance chick-to-chick.

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Funny Duck Puns That Will Make You Quackle - Puns & Jokes

Jun 05, 2020 · What did the duck do when he heard a funny joke? He quackled. What do you call a cow and two ducks? Cheese and Quackers. Why did the police start investigating the duck? Because he was dealing quack. What happens if a duck gets stuck in the cement mixer? You get quacks in the pavement. What do you call a subatomic duck? A quark.

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Children and Cement | Clean Puns | Entertainment

He had removed a number of broken sections (thanks to numerous trees in his yard). He had rented a cement mixer (portable - not a truck). He was laying new forms for the cement. He was almost ready to pour the cement which would form a new, flat sidewalk that would no longer be a safety hazard to folks walking to his front door.

JOKE - What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement

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Abby's Joke : What Happens When You Put A Duck In A Cement

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